in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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