Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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