This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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