Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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