to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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