Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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