We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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