C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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