Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
should my penis look like a turkey
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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