it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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