He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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