You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize
