They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Randomize
