I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
