either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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