I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
