Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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