i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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