They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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