She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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