I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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