can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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