Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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