I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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