FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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