And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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