So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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