I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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