dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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