Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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