How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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