Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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