matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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