I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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