why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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