But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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