butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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