I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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