That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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