Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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