he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My ATM looks so different sober.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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