Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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