chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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