I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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