Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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