If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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