He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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