either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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