Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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