he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
as a side note pls kill me
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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