My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
time to smoke my breakfast
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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