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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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